Congrats on your new life Womph

Womph walked out from that house. Tens of Millions things buzzing through his little nut called brain; " SH!T!! what am i getting at now?" x10.000.000. O Yea, this is not the first, tapi yang paling aneh iya. Tapi semuanya reeled in to one SMS he got the other night," Cong should the worst thing happen tomorrow. you leave that house with your chin up and be proud. You just win a battle". Darn it, does Flelch already know what will happen? Gw benci tu orang, all his lucky guesses jadi kenyataan. I can picture him saying," tuh kan, gw bilang apa!". Does Flelch just lucky or taking everything into the constellation or sedikit cenayang... beats me, i already got 10Millions things in my head already.

Mean while...

Flelch sitting in front of his mom's laptop, writing story about Womph. Mulai dari mana ya? Womph not exactly your type of Superman, not even close with Cyclops. Tapi kaya'nya doi makan hoki tiap hari. Even though there's always a catch, eventually. Nothing is too good to be true, that's prinsip hidup Womph.

There were Boob, Pump, Bumfoot, and couple girls every in between, not to mention couple girls every now and then. Womph always have his ways with girls. But, gw musti akui Gungbumble is different. I didnt see this coming (jadi inget obrolan di parkiran) but in the end, they were engaged. Through an unusual way. Kaya'nya unusual is a bit underrated, Womph's life always... Tricky.

Back in Womph nutshell...

Yesterday. Flelch was the only person yang bilang ke gue kalo ini bakal a joyous nightmare ride and i should hop in for the cost. Well, bukan cuman dia sih, tapi gue ga inget sapa lagi. Anyway, i still going to be an acting Manager til i submit my resignation letter, *sigh* there goes a 25% salary increase dari karir, networks, and tunjangan2 yang udah gue bina dari 3 tahun yang lalu. But hell!! No Pain No Gain. I just need to put my life on the line, hey, that's new. I didn't know marriage will look like this; so tempting and so demanding somewhat like makan somay siang2 minumnya heineken while you're driving. Ga perlu matching tapiii... ga bikin kenyang tapiii... geezzz i dont know what i'm getting at... This whole thing pushing me to the edge... and i thought kenapa sih repot amat buat Sex yang Halal. Someone gotta review the Norms, fast!!

It was entirely my mistake that i didnt put the folks into the constellation, since, i thought, people in this part of atmosphere wouldnt be this stuck up. But, i gotta tip my hat for Gungbumble's Pops; he's one smart guy alright. I think i can learn a lot, i mean, A LOT, from him.

1 djisamsoe and 1 Surya Pro later...

Flelch wondering; when did he start smoking Surya Pro, he's more into Super guy. *sigh*, its gotta be Womph or i just broke so i stole dad's cigarette. I think my creativity is running out... I think i will continue with Congrats on your new life Womph - Part II... aw c'mon i won't stomp that low... it will be; Congrats on your new life Womph - Recalling all memory.

Yea, i think...

Jet Burst

I used to rule the world, seas would rise when i gave the words

I just found this new website (like i'll shared it to you) malahan, someone told me about it existence. The content sending chills to my spine, it was AWESOME! Numerous no i'd say Super-sized people's creativity poured down into graphics. A lot of these graphics never even crossed my mind!!

Then it snapped back to me!! I can do this! then i went to analysis mode; What do i need? I need time and the infrastructures.

Selingkuh vs Istri Ke-2?! (Chapter 1: Why?)

Chapter 1: Why?

Kenapa... hey... how that come up? no no no... gw duluan yang nanya...

See how i did that to you :p~

Numerous Reasons... banyak bener alesannya. Sebut 2... dan mungkin semuanya ga jauh dari selangkangan. Kaya'... "mungkin bisa threesome" atau "mungkin bisa membantu finansial" hahahaha forget the last one. Mungkin, "mang gw mau aja"... hmmm ... Sah-sah aja sih. "SOB!! Kebutuhan gw untuk mencintai lebih dari 1 wanita harus dipenuhi!! itu mendarah daging di diri gue"... OOOoookaaayyy...

A:"Dude!! Me wife can't give me kids!!"
B:"rittee, but have it occurs to you that maybe you just... dont have it"
A:"don't have what?"
B:"your sperm, they don't have tail, so they swim in circle... "
A:"OMYGOD! They can do that?"
B:"do what, don't have tail?"
A:"NO! they can swim?"
B:"... ... ... look at the time, i gotta go man"

Apapun alesannya, selamat, lo sudah mencapai titik itu. Apakah itu positif ato negatif, itu tergantung seberapa jauh lo mengejar itu. Selama tidak ada pihak yang dirugikan (PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE THIS SOLUTION), You ARE THE Lucky One.

This is a short chapter afterall. Apa lagi si yang mo dibahas? Lu sudah memutuskan... you gotta have another one... apapun itu alesannya ... apapun itu resikonya...

Great!

Selingkuh vs Istri Ke-2?! (Preface)

The idea to nulis is been awhile in my head. Tapi, apa yang bakal ditulis masih ga jelsa sampe satu hari dimana gue kepikiran soal ini; Selingkuh atau Istri ke –2? No funny craps here, i’m married with one daughter and the last time i checked; i’m pretty secure and happy. Most importantly, there’s no communication gap between me and missus, in fact she know about this… LOL…

Let’s talk about you… you handsome guy who curious what this all about and looking for pembenaran… Look, gue ga bisa dan tidak bertanggung jawab apabila tulisan gue ini dipake untuk menjadi dasar sikap dan tindak tanduk elu (right wifey, you read that, i’m off the hook). Walaupun tidak menutup kemungkinan kalo gue bakal bangga kalo ternyata you, curious guy, succeed in the end (either way) and share your experience and knowledge with us. Right, just drop me an email and we’ll keep things anonymous. O yea, KEEP IT STRAIGHT BOYS!! NO SEKONG LEKONG OR KONG-KONG Lainnya. it’s not like i care about it, but it just… wrong.

Okay, batasan normanya udah jelas, sekarang batasan hukum. Tulisan ini ga pake riset ilmu pasti. Tulisan ini cuma pemikiran tanpa dasar, walaupun apabila ada yang mau diskusi ke ilmu-ilmu pasti, sok hatuh silaken. Don’t quote this “set of mind” to some skripsi psikologi or any academicals studies. Though if you decided to, please, at least, let me know that i’m going to be famous… or not.

O yea… for the pessimistic and hater; get yourself assessed, you might had something back then and you just missed the turn and now… you just screwed.

In the end… let me share with you a group in facebook; Chesty Girls. jangan tanya gimana nyarinya… 

As well to quote Barly (a friend of mine); Miskin itu Kemampuan tapi Merki itu Karakter. Miskin bisa berubah, Merki stays.

Trying this new toys

I’ve been wondering how i’m going to connect my facebook and all of my blogs and update them from one place then click one button and puff all done.

Streaming Era

700kbps just hit my house. We all went berserk. Everyone are hitting YouTube as soon their PC is ON. Me in the other hand have handy list of streaming anime sites. I started with animewoot.com, i thought they don't have any limitation since they working with megavideo.com. It turned out that they have 66minutes limitation. So, They know i already watched 66 minutes video and asked me to join the premium service, they wish.

I turned to Google, Once again, and start looking for another streaming sites without MegaVideo...

This is for Broadband.

Cheers,

One Sunday Afternoon

Your Personality is the Rarest (INFJ)

Your personality type is introspective, principled, self critical, and sensitive. Only about 2% of all people have your personality - including 3% of all women and around 1% of all men. You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

I know, it's pretty gay to do things like this. But, don't you wanna know more bout yourself.

Call me, I'm Special!!